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sextnoise:

playnoh:

this might just be my new favourite show

WHAT THE FUCK

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deadlinejon:

stunningpicture:

This is what happens to a basketball court when the pipes burst

this is the greatest basketball challenge of all time

deadlinejon:

stunningpicture:

This is what happens to a basketball court when the pipes burst

this is the greatest basketball challenge of all time

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-annoying:

the “i’m not afraid to verbally assault a middle schooler if they look at my kid the wrong way” haircut

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outofthewhore-dinary:

beautifulgodzilla:

beautifulgodzilla:

THIS TOOK A FAR DIFFERENT TURN THEN I EXPECTED




I NEED A CALEB IN MY LFIE

outofthewhore-dinary:

beautifulgodzilla:

beautifulgodzilla:

THIS TOOK A FAR DIFFERENT TURN THEN I EXPECTED

I NEED A CALEB IN MY LFIE

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officialwillowpape:

i searched up ‘hurdlers without hurdles’ on google and i dont regret it

officialwillowpape:

i searched up ‘hurdlers without hurdles’ on google and i dont regret it

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officialunitedstates:

inmyheadandonmymind:

officialunitedstates:

did good on my bread final

no no no no. you did well, not good. you do well, you are good.

thanks for the grammar lesson but I don’t need it.  I’m majoring in bread

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urluring:

awwww-cute:

My girlfriend’s rat dog doesn’t let me poop in peace

LOOK INTO ITS EYES

urluring:

awwww-cute:

My girlfriend’s rat dog doesn’t let me poop in peace

LOOK INTO ITS EYES

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heliolisk:

american-fuckin-horror-story:

i got out of bed at 11:30 to make this

this deserves 12 oscars and a potato 

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siderealscion:

mALEFISHIENT, MARK

ive been meaning to make work-related comics forever, so enjoy some choice movie title bastardizations.

(these all actually, seriously, happened, with no humor or awareness on the part of the customer at the time as far as I could tell. so, yes, someone actually asked for a ticket to “Detergent” with a straight face.)

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saltandpuff:

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BACK FOOT OPEN

RUB RUB 7 DAYS

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